Blog and FaceBook entry for Monday:

My feline Chronicles:

I believe that our feline housemate, Mieshe, would make a better president than Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Mieshe can see better than Hillary, Mieshe can hear better than Hillary. Mieshe has a better sense of smell than Hillary. Mieshe defends her territory better than Hillary, no other felines dare to invade her domain, even much bigger ones. Mieshe is also younger than Hillary. In cat years she is 7x7=49. Mieshe is also better looking that Hillary and does not have fat ankles.

Mieshe would undoubtedly choose her pal, Marco, a good looking golden retriever as VP. Now you have biracial leadership. Marco is extremely loyal and as a retriever would certainly retrieve the American prestige in the world we lost. True they are unable to speak, but neither does Hillary or Uncle Joe. Marco resides in Delaware, like Joe, but has never been called the Village Idiot. I also do not think that Mieshe would name a mouse named Micky as her Secretary of State. More likely the roadrunner, never been caught by Wiley Coyote, unlike our swift boat Kerry who was caught by the Iranian Coyote. Mieshe would not take long vacations in Martha's Vineyard or Hawaii. So vote for Mieshe and Marco.

Here are my latest presidential picks:

Demorats: Uncle Joe and Kristin Hillebrand as his VP

Republicans:  Kasick and Rubio as VP, you have Ohio and Florida, two must win states.

Your faithful correspondent, Johan Van Oldenbarneveld