Feline Chronicles for Wednesday 8/12/15

Hi everybody:

Now that Mieshe, our feline housemate is high in the polls, offers of donations have began pouring in.

Petco, Pet Smart, Purina, and Alpo have asked if they could donate to Mieshe's campaign. However, Mieshe has declined all offers since she has plans to chase all the lobbyists vultures out of DC. She knows that these folks want access and favors in return for their money.

Macy send her a rhinestone collar with the presidential seal, no string attached and she will wear it.

If she is elected she will swear her oath on a Dr. Seuss book, Cat in the hat.

She also received a soft oval pillow, again with the presidential seal from Nordstrom Department store. Felines, nap a lot, not really sound asleep, but always alert, unless the present occupant in the WH.

Mieshe's motto is, Making American Great and Purrfect again.

 Please do not send her anymore cans of catfood or bags of treats or kibble.

She is advising Hillary to get in touch with Martha Steward to pick up some tips on how to get along in prison.

More in future press releases. Johan, campaign manager.

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Ketelbinkie