Tuesday, August 11, 2015



Feline Chronicles updated for all blog and facebook friends:

Our feline house mate, Mieshe, is running for the 2016 presidential elections.
If successful, the White House will become the Cat House, just as in the Clinton era.
Mieshe will have 2 Dobermans for her protection and a Saint Bernard to carry the Nuclear Football in a pouch around his neck.
PETA is endorsing her and also that of Marco, the blond retriever as her running mate.
Of course, Mieshe does not wear clothes but has a beautiful fur coat, approved by Peta.
Hillary always wore clothes in the White House and it is believed that nobody ever saw her naked, not even Bill, Web or Vince.
Joe Biden wore clothes but sometimes wanders around in the nude in front of his female secret service detail in the vice president residence.
Mieshe will not allow any more illegal Mexican Chihuanas to come across the border. All the illegal Chihuanas in the country will be put in large cages and transported back to their origin.
Dressing felines or canines in silly costumes for Halloween or any other occasion is a misdemeanor punishable by a fine and imprisonment. 
There will be no monkeys allowed in the White House because of previous monkey business.
This is today's update about Mieshe's run for the White House.
Current standings, Mieshe 45%, followed by Donald Trump, the elephant in the room by 25%.
Mieshe's campaign slogan, Purr and Peace in the World and fresh water and enough kibble for everybody.
Johan, campaign manager. www;polynesiandreams.com

Photo of one of Mieshe's competition. 


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