Feline Chronicles updated for all blog and facebook
friends:
Our feline house mate, Mieshe, is running for the 2016
presidential elections.
If successful, the White House will become the Cat
House, just as in the Clinton era.
Mieshe will have 2 Dobermans for her protection and a
Saint Bernard to carry the Nuclear Football in a pouch around his neck.
PETA is endorsing her and also that of Marco, the
blond retriever as her running mate.
Of course, Mieshe does not wear clothes but has a
beautiful fur coat, approved by Peta.
Hillary always wore clothes in the White House and it
is believed that nobody ever saw her naked, not even Bill, Web or Vince.
Joe Biden wore clothes but sometimes wanders around in
the nude in front of his female secret service detail in the vice president
residence.
Mieshe will not allow any more illegal Mexican
Chihuanas to come across the border. All the illegal Chihuanas in the country
will be put in large cages and transported back to their origin.
Dressing felines or canines in silly costumes for
Halloween or any other occasion is a misdemeanor punishable by a fine and
imprisonment.
There will be no monkeys allowed in the White House
because of previous monkey business.
This is today's update about Mieshe's run for the
White House.
Current standings, Mieshe 45%, followed by Donald
Trump, the elephant in the room by 25%.
Mieshe's campaign slogan, Purr and Peace in the World
and fresh water and enough kibble for everybody.
Johan, campaign manager. www;polynesiandreams.com
Photo of one of Mieshe's competition.

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